U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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