im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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