I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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