The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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