Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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