Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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