I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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