i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
one two three fourrrrnication!
Michael Bay diarrhea
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
