she looked like the before picture.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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