so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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