Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My ass is underappreciated
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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