What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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