I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with youâ€
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