Did you just see the Batmobile???
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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