And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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