And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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