You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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