he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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