I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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