Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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