If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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