I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
whose ass print is on the piano?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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