Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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