So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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