Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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