All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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