the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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