Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
