I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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