just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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