I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I understand Curling. That high.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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