I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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