Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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