For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
A bitchslap is in order.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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