ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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