My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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