Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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