I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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