What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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