u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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