Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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