am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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