Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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