can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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