They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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