just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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