how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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