ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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