I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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