u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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